A challenge to Keytar Mystique

Some of you may remember from a few months ago Oddwalk's new fragrance, Keytar Mystique.

Well, it seems as if the Vatican has gone one step further:

The Pope's Cologne ....a fresh new fragrance from the past. The Pope’s Cologne is a classic Old World cologne made from the private formula of Pope Pius IX (1792-1878). We obtained this formula from descendants of the commander of his Papal Guard and lifelong friend, General Charles Charette. The creators have followed this complex, exclusive formula meticulously, using the same essential oils that his perfumers used 150 years ago. We believe that they have succeeded in capturing the same fragrance that he and those around him enjoyed so long ago. This is a truly extraordinary cologne with surprising freshness and notes of violet and citrus. We are pleased that you will have the opportunity to enjoy this wonderful, historic fragrance - this is a unique gift for anyone and may be used by men or women. Comes in a lovely and distinct box.

We don't know how long this will be on the site's "new" page, so check it out, quick. And if you order some — or smell it on the Pontiff himself — let us know what you think...

Seriously, we wish we were making this up. Thanks to Katie for the tip!