Keytar Mystique: the fragrance.
What the critics are saying:
Hair spray. Sweat. "Like someone throwing up and sneezing at the same time."
Better than any of those crappy Britney Spears perfumes.
Available at the finest department stores. At present, none are fine enough to meet our high standards.
Justin Timberlake, you may not buy any. Ever. Go away.
[You know you wish this was real.]
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You know that if we sold this "perfume" people would actually buy it. I'm not saying we should do it. I'm just saying that I am aware of the "Keytar Mystique".
ReplyDeleteI would be one of those people! I love music related fragrances that have to do with great things from the 80's (I own the KISS Her fragrance....that's right, the band KISS came out with a fragrance. And it rocks.)
ReplyDeleteI would be one too! You'd be RICH!!!!!!!!! $$ I'd wear it just to make Justin Timberlake jealous! ;p
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