
Did you know that "Walk Away Different" is the perfect Christmas present for every single person you know, and that it also makes a nice stocking stuffer? It's true! And we also have lots of other crap merchandise - shirts, magnets, buttons - that will make everyone's hearts glow with an Oddwalkian spirit of Christmas. Order now to ensure delivery by Groundhogs Day! No, wait - by, um... by Christmas! Yeah, that's it.
"Great gift for every single person you know."
ReplyDeleteThat's great, but I know mostly married people these days. Better luck next CD.
(You should have a worst comment joke of the year contest. Hurry up on that one.)