Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Repenting Made Easy: iGod

With gracious thanks to muddys.net:
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  1. erin bFriday, February 15, 2008

    So, it said I was "now chatting with God," so I took the opportunity to ask what I thought was a good question.

    Me:
    what's the deal with AIDS?
    God:
    I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
    which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
    with greater speed and accuracy.
    Me:
    again, what's the deal with AIDS?
    God:
    Again, I am the latest result in artificial...
    Me:
    where are you?
    God:
    I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
    Me:
    Illinois
    God:
    Tell me a little about your life in ILLINOIS.
    Me:
    I work for you
    God:
    Do you like your job?
    Me:
    yep
    God:
    Describe your typical work day to me.
    Me:
    I sit in a cubicle
    God:
    What kind of seat do you have?
    Me:
    twirly
    God:
    How old are you?
    Me:
    old enough to vote and drink
    God:
    What are the advantages to being OLD ENOUGH years old?
    Me:
    voting and drinking
    God:
    What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

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